Most BADASS DREAM ever.

It started off as a mermaid dream. 

Me finally going to Merfest with all my other mermaid friends, putting our tails on.. reciting zefrank's true fact's about the seahorse video. when all of a sudden i heard a baby cry. Beside the pool there was an abandoned baby wrapped with red cloth. i pick up the baby and we walk over to the train station as a group. I find out my parents were being held hostage by the Italian Mafia and i needed to board a train to meet them. 

So a group of my mermaid friends and i make our way to the train station when there this sketchy guy I make eye contact with. half my friends wanted to go on the train, but I wanted to go see my lawyer because I found out the baby i had in my arms was the Mafia boss's grand daughter. holy crap. I held the baby so damn close. The sketchy guy got on the subway and shot everyone. including my mermaid friends who boarded the train. so the rest of my mermaid friends and I quickly ran our way to the lawyer's office. 

At the office I walked in with the baby still in my custody. The lawyer's office had two offices. one for my lawyer, and the second lawyer was (coincidentally) the Mafia boss's lawyer. My lawyer typed up and hand wrote everything so that the other lawyer doesn't lip read what we're saying. I turn to the window to gesture to the lawyer "If you threaten to kill me, or if you attempt to kill me, the baby dies. either accidentally by your hand, or by my hand. either way the Mafia boss will kill you because you let it happen." and then she turned away and minded her own business. (It's a dream it doesn't have to make any sense"

I made up my mind to visit their headquarters fully loaded with two guns and I needed to rescue my parents. Baby close to my arms, I made my way in. it was very Godfather like. I FELT LIKE A BADASS. But I was pretty damn terrified. All guns were pointed at me and I tell them to "put the guns down before you accidentally shoot the baby, and if you aim at me and don't hit the baby then I'll be the one to drop the baby because you're shooting me to death and then she'll crack her skull on the concrete and die. either way it'll be your fault." so the Boss tell them to put their guns down. I, having my gun in hand, and the baby in the other, gesture to the goon to let my parents go. The boss tells me he wants his grandchild and then he'll let my parents go. "And kill ME? no." 

And then I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

"If you let me and my parents go free, I will give you your grandchild back perfectly unharmed on the condition that you never attempt to hurt or kill me, or my friends and family. I'll even let you have my expensive gun. And to ensure you that I won't be doing any funny business I'm taking one of your goons as insurance. after my family and I make it safely back to the nearest train station, I'll give your grandchild to him and he will bring her safely back. But I must hold her for the duration of the trip to the train station in case your goon tries to kill us." I give the goon my gun and the Boss reluctantly allows it. Sure enough they let my parents go and they run first. I walk slowly so that my parents get a chance to escape far enough. I also requested that we walk instead of drive so that the GOON CAN WALK HIS WAY BACK and we would get enough time to make our escape.

So we're walking in the alley and he said that he was gonna kill me then and there with my own gun and take the baby. But then I pulled out my second gun which happened to be loaded and pointed in... the baby's direction. I tell the goon "This could go many different ways; If you shoot me, it will trigger me to shoot her. Or you shoot me and i put the baby up in defence. Or you shoot me and I miss killing the baby, but I drop her on the head instead and that will kill or injure her. Either way, the Boss kills you for allowing it to happen." So the goon gives in and he lets me reach the train station. By that point we've walked a long distance. Still with the gun in my hand and the pistol pointed to the baby, I give the baby to the goon.
"If you try to attempt to shoot me, remember where this gun is pointing at." i make my way onto the train aaand...

I wake up wtf :| NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, GOD HUSBAND WHY WOULD YOU WAKE ME UPPPP