Most BADASS DREAM ever.

It started off as a mermaid dream. 

Me finally going to Merfest with all my other mermaid friends, putting our tails on.. reciting zefrank's true fact's about the seahorse video. when all of a sudden i heard a baby cry. Beside the pool there was an abandoned baby wrapped with red cloth. i pick up the baby and we walk over to the train station as a group. I find out my parents were being held hostage by the Italian Mafia and i needed to board a train to meet them. 

So a group of my mermaid friends and i make our way to the train station when there this sketchy guy I make eye contact with. half my friends wanted to go on the train, but I wanted to go see my lawyer because I found out the baby i had in my arms was the Mafia boss's grand daughter. holy crap. I held the baby so damn close. The sketchy guy got on the subway and shot everyone. including my mermaid friends who boarded the train. so the rest of my mermaid friends and I quickly ran our way to the lawyer's office. 

At the office I walked in with the baby still in my custody. The lawyer's office had two offices. one for my lawyer, and the second lawyer was (coincidentally) the Mafia boss's lawyer. My lawyer typed up and hand wrote everything so that the other lawyer doesn't lip read what we're saying. I turn to the window to gesture to the lawyer "If you threaten to kill me, or if you attempt to kill me, the baby dies. either accidentally by your hand, or by my hand. either way the Mafia boss will kill you because you let it happen." and then she turned away and minded her own business. (It's a dream it doesn't have to make any sense"

I made up my mind to visit their headquarters fully loaded with two guns and I needed to rescue my parents. Baby close to my arms, I made my way in. it was very Godfather like. I FELT LIKE A BADASS. But I was pretty damn terrified. All guns were pointed at me and I tell them to "put the guns down before you accidentally shoot the baby, and if you aim at me and don't hit the baby then I'll be the one to drop the baby because you're shooting me to death and then she'll crack her skull on the concrete and die. either way it'll be your fault." so the Boss tell them to put their guns down. I, having my gun in hand, and the baby in the other, gesture to the goon to let my parents go. The boss tells me he wants his grandchild and then he'll let my parents go. "And kill ME? no." 

And then I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

"If you let me and my parents go free, I will give you your grandchild back perfectly unharmed on the condition that you never attempt to hurt or kill me, or my friends and family. I'll even let you have my expensive gun. And to ensure you that I won't be doing any funny business I'm taking one of your goons as insurance. after my family and I make it safely back to the nearest train station, I'll give your grandchild to him and he will bring her safely back. But I must hold her for the duration of the trip to the train station in case your goon tries to kill us." I give the goon my gun and the Boss reluctantly allows it. Sure enough they let my parents go and they run first. I walk slowly so that my parents get a chance to escape far enough. I also requested that we walk instead of drive so that the GOON CAN WALK HIS WAY BACK and we would get enough time to make our escape.

So we're walking in the alley and he said that he was gonna kill me then and there with my own gun and take the baby. But then I pulled out my second gun which happened to be loaded and pointed in... the baby's direction. I tell the goon "This could go many different ways; If you shoot me, it will trigger me to shoot her. Or you shoot me and i put the baby up in defence. Or you shoot me and I miss killing the baby, but I drop her on the head instead and that will kill or injure her. Either way, the Boss kills you for allowing it to happen." So the goon gives in and he lets me reach the train station. By that point we've walked a long distance. Still with the gun in my hand and the pistol pointed to the baby, I give the baby to the goon.
"If you try to attempt to shoot me, remember where this gun is pointing at." i make my way onto the train aaand...

I wake up wtf :| NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, GOD HUSBAND WHY WOULD YOU WAKE ME UPPPP

Still No babies?

I know. you're getting tired of my preaching.

But let's switch things up and do something different.
I still wonder what they would look like in theory if i were to every procreate with steven.
I suddenly remembered a morphing website i used a really long time ago... and then i realized i can see what they look like using...

VIRTUAL BABIES. Using this website all i have to do is morph my face with my husbands face aaand BAM.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. BEHOLD!



I still cannot tell if this baby is a boy or a girl.
Generic baby:





Then i realized i could pick the genders before morphing! So i click on each gender aaand...

 

Now my babies look freaking filipino and nothing like me :| Which basically tell me if i were to reproduce, steven would give me ugly bebes. (i kid. i mean look at generic baby above, they turned out fine).
I've noticed that even after changing your background it still doesn't change anything. why give so generic options? "east asian"? chinese look nothing like koreans or vietnamese, or japanese, or laos or cambodian or thai etcetc...

So know i kind of have an idea of what they would look like.

I clearly have nothing better to write lol...

Dates after Marriage+mindless rambling.

I've been getting questions outside of online life asking if we'll ever be celebrating our marriage anniversary, or if we will still celebrate when we first started dating.
"If you do dating anniversary it feels like cheating because you count the times when you dated and not actually when you marry."
Uhm... that's-that's exactly the point. I'm not too fond of the wedding date anyway.
"If you do wedding anniversary you have to celebrate 1 year second year all over again."
...That's also exactly why I don't want to do that either.

I thought about the option of celebrating both but then i was like... "why? so much work..."

I know for a fact that in Korea they celebrate so many damn dates. On top of birthdays, every 14th of every month is like a mini valentines day, then you have the dating anniversary, then marriage anniversary, then the date you kissed, then the date you actually went out FOR a date, the date you got engaged, the date you exchange promise rings, the date you first met each other, the 100 day dating date, the 200, 300, 400 etc etc WTF WHYY WOULD YOU??



So I'm laying on the bed half awake half asleep when i start thinking... "WELL SHIT no wonder so many men in k-dramas break up with the girl. think about all that money you're spending on just dates! I'd get pretty damn tired of the relationship too!"


And then i got to thinking "...what do other people do?" Because I'm pretty sure Vietnam adopted a few of the Korean dates. =_= us viet people are clearly not original. except maybe nail art. we're pretty boss at nail art... digressing.


So far we've only been celebrating our yearly anniversaries, which just so happens to fall two days after valentines day, which means we've just been combining valentines and anniversary date into one. Before we did celebrate monthly anniversaries but after the 2nd year it was beginning to get ridiculous so we stopped lol.




What do I do? it would certainly give me an excuse to travel to Disneyland twice a year. hm...

EYE CANDY: tattoos (pic heavy)

After that first tattoo, mama said never to get a second one. So I was like "okays maa..."

... but I want a second one. Aaaand maybe a third one. You know what they say about tattoos. Once you get one, you're gonna want more. Though to be honest I don't think I will get another one just because it's super pricey.

So I've compiled a bunch of pictures of all the tattoos that I want just to curb my "tattoo cravings" ... (is there such thing? hrm...)


Anchors




Homage to Disney (of course)









Dream catchers





Fish scales



Galaxy Animals

Stop asking me for Babies. TMI WARNING!

*Sigh*

I shit you not, that's all I was asked this 2015. WTF guys it's only been 4 days and 5 months since I've been married, and already when I encounter new people or people I haven't met in such a long time I tell them "I'm not planning for children." THEN I receive the most "but" comments and judgemental looks WTF.

For example, a few days ago I met Steven's old mall employer and she was genuinely happy to hear married life was going absolutely perfect... but then she made the error of asking me when I'll be having children. :\ As per usual my response was "I'm not having any. One we're saving up money for the house, and two I'm still way too young."

Doesn't she go "You're not having ANY? What about Steven? How does he feel about it??"

And then YESTERDAY I went to my husband's family doctor because he's been avoiding his annual check ups for 10 years. I'm not exaggerating when I say 10 years. So we go in and i request for Steven to get all of the necessary tests done because a lot can happen in 10 years.. so routine check up, blood test, stool and urine tests (i know, TMI. #SorryNotSorry #hashtagsDontWorkOnBlogs) get his Hepetitis shots, AND a fertility test.

Back Story with the Fertility Test:
So not a lot of people know this, but I started going on birth control (yes, yes "all of the taboo things to talk about," shut the fuck up. This shit needs to be normalized.) because I feel that I'm not ready for children, nor am I planning for any. My family doctor (and family friend since I was just in diapers) suggested I start going on birth control just to be safe because she agrees that I'm still way too young and have my entire life to live. YUSS FEMALE DOCTORS! (totally not the point of this story.)
So we both started discussion the birth control option and how many kind of options there were. I chose going on the pill versus the patch or ring. Then we discussed the complications of going on the pill and what side affects might happen. Guys, there are a lot of risky health complications when going on birth control, like blood clotting, high blood pressure, nausea, vomiting, headaches, bloating, breast tenderness, weight change, or fluid retention in the ankles/ feet and if you take any antibiotics the pill wont work as effectively. With that being said, she recommended this to me because she feels that the benefits were greater than the risks and complications. Discretion was advised regardless. So I got my prescription and *sigh* well those things aren't covered by OHIP so it's pretty damn expensive.
Then I started thinking.. well.. if I've been sexually active for 8 years, what are the chances of Steven being infertile? We've never had a pregnancy scare. IF he ends up being infertile well then it'll be convenient for both of us because 1) no scare, 2) it'll save us 87$ a month. that money can go into something else other than birth control. 3) one less pill for me to worry about.
Hence the decision to get a fertility test. continuing the original story

By this point the doc is looking at ME strangely and he asks me "Well have you tried for children?"
I respond with "No."
DOESN'T THIS BASTARD GO "Well if YOU haven't tried, how will you know ah?"
(Yes he was a male doctor. also totally not the point of this story. i lie, the point of the commentary is to never sit me in a room with a male doctor because they're the most judgemental and least understanding motherfuckers when it comes to females and the topic of birth. moving on...)
By that point I was pretty pissed off at him so I retort "Because I'm taking birth control and I want to see what my options are before I get off them and ruin my life."
Finally the doc caves in and is letting us get a fertility test.

WTF MAN, how come it's always about the husband and not about what the wife feels about HER BODY AND HER DECISION NOT TO PROCREATE? Anyway that's not what I told them, but guys... we HAVE sat down and talked about it and we MUTUALLY AGREED that we will not be having any. Kindly STOP asking me about it.

If you've forgotten my reasons for having children, go back to this blog post and read the reasons here.