This is The end Review :SPOILERS:

Ok before i go into detail about how epic/amazing/scary it is... i'm gonna bore you with my day.

I graduated today. YAY! I got a diploma! That was a fun two years. Will miss almost everyone in my class... Class of 2013, YAHH!!!!
I switched bank accounts. No longer considered a student and i almost finally have enough to pay back student loans. YAY!
I'm on my period. BOOOO cramping....
I'm missing PLL... um.. WHY?? MORE BOOO!!!!

Anyway, without further ado, THIS IS THE END REVIEW!

Ok so i thought the movie started off pretty slow and pretty funny but then SHIT goes down not even 5 minutes into the movie, and its just basically actors and actresses and singers playing themselves and what would happen if the Apocalypse hit them. Needless to say since its the Apocalypse, everyone dies anyway xD

Not-really-conclusions I've come to after seeing the movie:
- Convert into a christian last minute and do good in order for you to be sent to Heaven. ie sacrificing yourself to save your friends.
- if you do get sent to heaven, be humble about it, otherwise god may change his mind and let the cannibals feast off you.
- when you get to heaven, always make sure upon arrival that the backstreet boys sing "everybody" and have everyone up in there doing the halloween dance with them.
- if you're ever in an apocalypse, make Channing Tatum your bitch.
- if you're ever stuck in a house with jonah hill, make sure he doesn't pray to god that he wants you dead because the devil will go inside him.... literally put his dick inside him and ass rape him until he's possessed. (seriously, best representation of "allowing the devil to go inside you" because you let bad thoughts control you)
- if the latter part happens, make sure you recite the line from the exorcism of emily rose (i think..?) "The power of Christ compels you." and actually carry a cross around with you.
- you will run into the 7 headed demon dragon, a flying demon bat, rapist demons, and bohemoth-like creatures the size of a horse but with horns and two sets of jaws.. they will all have big penises.
- whatever the bible says is true. LOL.
- whatever the internet says is true. LOL. (seriously the whole bright light appearing from the sky thing and making people disappear ... totally read that from the internet somewhere.)
- Emma Watson is a survivor of the apocalypse. seriously where was she for the rest of the movie? I can only conclude that she is a WITCH. Yeah that totally makes sense right? Harry Potter, anyone?
- Rihanna, and a whole other bunch of people are going to burn in hell.
- Jay, the only Canadian, will try to do his best to stay alive while high on weed.
- If you do ecstasy pills, you will party like its Korea 2012. GANGNAM STYLE, ANYONE?
- even if you swear and stuff God will allow you into his kingdom. LOL.
- apparently God is a Catholic.
- carry the holy bible around.
- everyone becomes angels and Jesus will party with you like its 25 A.D.
- no matter how funny the situation, the apocalypse is some serious shit. serious.
- seth rogen needs to stop playing himself in all his movies.
- apparently porno magazines still exist.

Shall rate this movie...
9/10 on the scare factor.. seriously some scary shit when it needed to be scary. so scary that you forget that its supposed to be a comedy...
7/10 on the laugh factor. but there were some pretty damn awkward things in there.. like devil penis.. that shit is scary man :| and jonah's possession... and drinking piss... and cannibalism... and 'i will always love you" playing in the back when the 7 headed dragon got castrated by the light of God.. bahahaha... ok that was kinda funny.
8/10 because it was a happy ending :) ... for most of the people. like the backstreet boys! teehee... not so much for people who died in the sinking pot hole filled with lava.

Ok all done. now to brood over why i'm missing PLL. WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile in Canada... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?

...apparently our Toronto mayor smokes crack and uses our tax money to increase his waist-line. BURN THE PIG!!!

*ahem*

Anyway this post is not for him. It's for the teenager who was assaulted months ago on the ice rink while playing in a teen's hockey league and nobody did anything about it.

Here's how it went down (and I quote from the globe and mail because they're reliable):

"..in Woodstock, Ont. A 16-year-old boy was punched viciously in the head nine or 10 times while down on the ice, by an opposing player standing over him, in an incident videotaped by his parents and now viewed by a national audience on news broadcasts...." -The Globe and Mail.

Seems like something that would happen in a regular big man hockey league right? Right. But here's what pisses me off. Brace yourselves once more for a big long ass RANT.

PISS OFF NUMBER ONE: Why is violence in hockey acceptable but beating up anyone outside of that setting is socially unacceptable...say a bar?

"OH HURHUR BUT VIOLENCE IS PART OF HOCKEY!" says the stupid caveman sitting at the bar of the nearest All-Stars wings place. YEAH WELL BEATING SOMEONE TO DEATH IS NOT PART OF HOCKEY.

How the fuck is beating someone over a puck socially acceptable?
One; you're beating someone's son, brother, grandson, a father... if anyone beat up your child or father, let's face it.. no one would hear the end of it.
Two; if it gets to a point where players have to start wearing more protective gear to protect them from punches because some idiot will give them a concussion, then clearly something is not right in the sports realm.
THE FUCKING GOAL OF FUCKING HOCKEY IS TO GLIDE THE FUCKING HOCKEY PUCK INTO THE FUCKING GOAL.


PISS OF NUMBER TWO: Why is violence in hockey acceptable while beating a kid in the head is frowned upon? How can we as a society be so stupid and hypocritical to allow one thing to happen and not the other?

Why didn't the hockey league do anything about it when the parents stepped in saying "that child was assaulting my son"?

"OH HURHUR BUT VIOLENCE IS PART OF HOCKEY!" says the stupid caveman controlling the  hockey league. OH so let's say your child was put in that position and this beat up happened on a playground, you'd turn your back on that child???

WHAT'S THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE YOU MORON?? Someone's kid is beat up and now he has a concussion! just because 'HOCKEY VIOLENCE IS ALLOWED'. ...Hockey violence. such a stupid terminology. violence is still violence. don't try to categorize them, put one over the other and try to make that one more socially acceptable.

I reiterate: THE FUCKING GOAL OF FUCKING HOCKEY IS TO GLIDE THE FUCKING HOCKEY PUCK INTO THE FUCKING GOAL. 

PISS OFF NUMBER 3:  Why didn't the POLICE do anything about it when the parents stepped in saying "that child was assaulting my son and the hockey league allowed it"?
 "OH HURHUR BUT VIOLENCE IS PART OF HOCKEY!" says the fat ass cop in the corner eating his dunkin'donut and sipping his sugar filled up of diluted bean-water known as coffee.

SERIOUSLY? The cops didn't do anything about it. Is our system THAT bad that our own police can't help you when your child gets assaulted? Is this what we as a society has come to? We have to get lawyers involved to get the justice we deserve? Just because this "beat up" was set in an ice rink while everyone was playing hockey? Just because Hockey is Canadian and therefore violence in hockey is acceptable??

Well I apologize, my fellow Canadians. ACTUALLY. I DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR STUPIDITY.
Do you know how fucked up that kind of logic is? That's as fucked up as saying "OH HURHUR BUT KILLING SHARKS FOR THEIR FINS FOR SHARK-FIN SOUP FOR NO NUTRITIONAL BENEFIT IS PART OF OUR CULTURE" (racist Chinese remark there, but ya'll know how racist i am. but i digress.) or like saying "OH HURHUR BUT KILLING COYOTES AND BASHING BABY SEALS FOR THEIR FUR IS PART OF CANADIAN CULTURE." no. like wtf is wrong with you??


 
No matter how anyone puts it, I will always be against the violence in hockey.

Seriously. no words to describe how pissed off i am.

And no words to describe how much i LOVE this Gif.