This is The end Review :SPOILERS:

Ok before i go into detail about how epic/amazing/scary it is... i'm gonna bore you with my day.

I graduated today. YAY! I got a diploma! That was a fun two years. Will miss almost everyone in my class... Class of 2013, YAHH!!!!
I switched bank accounts. No longer considered a student and i almost finally have enough to pay back student loans. YAY!
I'm on my period. BOOOO cramping....
I'm missing PLL... um.. WHY?? MORE BOOO!!!!

Anyway, without further ado, THIS IS THE END REVIEW!

Ok so i thought the movie started off pretty slow and pretty funny but then SHIT goes down not even 5 minutes into the movie, and its just basically actors and actresses and singers playing themselves and what would happen if the Apocalypse hit them. Needless to say since its the Apocalypse, everyone dies anyway xD

Not-really-conclusions I've come to after seeing the movie:
- Convert into a christian last minute and do good in order for you to be sent to Heaven. ie sacrificing yourself to save your friends.
- if you do get sent to heaven, be humble about it, otherwise god may change his mind and let the cannibals feast off you.
- when you get to heaven, always make sure upon arrival that the backstreet boys sing "everybody" and have everyone up in there doing the halloween dance with them.
- if you're ever in an apocalypse, make Channing Tatum your bitch.
- if you're ever stuck in a house with jonah hill, make sure he doesn't pray to god that he wants you dead because the devil will go inside him.... literally put his dick inside him and ass rape him until he's possessed. (seriously, best representation of "allowing the devil to go inside you" because you let bad thoughts control you)
- if the latter part happens, make sure you recite the line from the exorcism of emily rose (i think..?) "The power of Christ compels you." and actually carry a cross around with you.
- you will run into the 7 headed demon dragon, a flying demon bat, rapist demons, and bohemoth-like creatures the size of a horse but with horns and two sets of jaws.. they will all have big penises.
- whatever the bible says is true. LOL.
- whatever the internet says is true. LOL. (seriously the whole bright light appearing from the sky thing and making people disappear ... totally read that from the internet somewhere.)
- Emma Watson is a survivor of the apocalypse. seriously where was she for the rest of the movie? I can only conclude that she is a WITCH. Yeah that totally makes sense right? Harry Potter, anyone?
- Rihanna, and a whole other bunch of people are going to burn in hell.
- Jay, the only Canadian, will try to do his best to stay alive while high on weed.
- If you do ecstasy pills, you will party like its Korea 2012. GANGNAM STYLE, ANYONE?
- even if you swear and stuff God will allow you into his kingdom. LOL.
- apparently God is a Catholic.
- carry the holy bible around.
- everyone becomes angels and Jesus will party with you like its 25 A.D.
- no matter how funny the situation, the apocalypse is some serious shit. serious.
- seth rogen needs to stop playing himself in all his movies.
- apparently porno magazines still exist.

Shall rate this movie...
9/10 on the scare factor.. seriously some scary shit when it needed to be scary. so scary that you forget that its supposed to be a comedy...
7/10 on the laugh factor. but there were some pretty damn awkward things in there.. like devil penis.. that shit is scary man :| and jonah's possession... and drinking piss... and cannibalism... and 'i will always love you" playing in the back when the 7 headed dragon got castrated by the light of God.. bahahaha... ok that was kinda funny.
8/10 because it was a happy ending :) ... for most of the people. like the backstreet boys! teehee... not so much for people who died in the sinking pot hole filled with lava.

Ok all done. now to brood over why i'm missing PLL. WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!